maleficent

Gum Chewing... I don't care if you are a supermodel, when gum is chewed you look like a cow chewing it's cud, it's not attractive, and it's not quiet. Eating is a quiet activity, i don't need to hear you popping your gum like a 2 bit hooker, or hear you smacking your gum... Show a little couth... if your breath is that bad, pop a mint. Gum cracking will just set me over the edge.

Why are you talking to me? I sit down in my seat on a plane, with my IPod headphones on, and it never fails, the person siting next to me starts up a conversation with me. I am not a social person. Why are you talking to me, I have on head phones, why would you think i could hear you? Just because i'm stuck sitting next yo you (or rather you have the misfortune of sitting next to me for the next few hours) doesn't mean I want to know your life story or that I care about having a conversation with you.

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