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<i>Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.</i>
But they do have a hatchback.
I was visited by a ghost last night. It was a very nice ghost. He was willing to let me take his picture. They didn't turn out though. The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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