Jinn: you're making me physically feel a little ill. It's like this, as far as I can tell. Note, I've done no studies on this:
1. You go in, and you pee the first time. You put up your pecker, and walk out. (Touching the same door handle that I have to use to get out, thanks)
2. Your dick, being the crazy monster it is, is constantly retracting, extending, moving around, sweating...and all that piss that you just dropped off
didn't make it out...some of it is secreting out of the mighty dolphin.
3. That piss, and that sweat, will mix together to form a thin piss/sweat sheen all over your dick.
4. You go in a pee the second time. You hold nice and far back. You tap him a couple of times. You sling him around. You put him up. You take a deep breath.
5. You walk out, using the same door handle that I have to use to get out, thanks.
Now, let's say you think that your particular penis is like an autoclaved scapel. Very small people could eat off of it. Do you think *no one* gets god knows what all over that puppy, and then they say "Jinn's not washing. Crap, I'm not washing either." It's a particular habit I am
more than happy to encourage others to pick up. Yeah, there's snot and all kinds of crap all over the place on door handles and desks...but think about the fragility of my mind, man....I beg you!!! I just don't want to put my hand all in some of your dicksweatpee butter.
I'm going to go wash in Listerine really quick.
