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A lot of these remind me of Neil Hamburger jokes, since it's really what he's all about...
"Why does Britney Spears sell so many records? Because the public is horny and depressed."
"Why did God invent Fleetwood Mac? Because he was high on PCP."
"Why did all of the members of Metallica cut their hair? It was the only way they could get the matted cum out."
"Why does E.T. love Reese's Pieces? Because they have the same flavor that cum does on his home planet!"
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
--Charles Bukowski
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