Pierce Brosnan got pinged on the breath-a-lies-er, he said he'd wait a little while and wait for the alcohol he'd just glugged to wear off.
Then he blew a higher reading!
The escalator thing, weird. How about looking down those flights of stairs that come around on each other in large buildings?
There's a wildlife preserve just around the corner from me, but I spose that isn't too much help to ya duck.
I'm sure there'd be something around adelaide, I know there's a botanic gardens at least?