We didn't have sex on the first date and we've been married 6 years. No offense to anyone here, but I prefer to wait a bit. As a matter of fact, I never had sex on a first date OR a one-night stand. Hmmmm, maybe I missed something!?
* Goes off to unsuccessfully renegotiate marriage contract *
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