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People at the gym who just sit on a weight machine instead of using it and getting their ass off it.
People who wear too much perfume. These people should be grabbed by burly firemen and hosed down with a high pressure hose.
People who smoke upwind of me. Listen, if you like to smoke thats great, but guess what, we can all smell it, and it smells like shit to anyone not addicted.
People who insist on taking their dogs everywhere.
People who switch to the right lane and stop at a red light I need to turn at. You could have stayed in the left lane and I could have turned, but instead you found the right lane somehow better.
People who insist on talking about what they just had to eat and how wonderful it was in great detail. I'm sorry your life is so empty that a good meal is conversation, but I don't care.
People who always have to tell you about their young kids. I have a kid too, hes a great kid, if you ask about him I will tell you so, but I won't mention his latest antics, development, or diaper change. Likewise you are more than what your kid does. If you arn't perhaps you need some new activities.
People who take their music way to fucking seriously. Listen dude, its a bad poem set to music, it does not define you, your soul, your generation, your outlook on life, or your future. I can say Nirvana sucks and you remain unchanged.
Cell phones at baseball games. Look I'm sitting behind home plate, watch me wave, thats so cool!
People who need to be drunk for group sex, you know who you are!
People who write long lists of things which annoy them rather than working.
Spelling nazi's. Listen, thats why I have a secretary.
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