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Originally Posted by fredweena
Why was the blonde's bellybutton so big?
Her boyfriend was blonde, too, eh.
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That's funnier as:
Why was Hellen Keller's bellybutton so big?
Herboyfriend was blind and deaf too.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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