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Breakfast Club Balls
- Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
- Claire: No thank you.
- Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
- Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
- Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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