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Originally Posted by ngdawg
Years ago, a friend's wife sent him to the store for pads. He went up to the counter with the box and announced: 'We're having a party and the wife said get napkins.' 
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That one had me laughing pretty hard.
As for ktspktsp, yeah, I have no doubt he'd do that for me.

I've bought condoms, absolutely no big deal. He's totally fine buying lube and whatnot, and we go shopping at sex shops together all the time, so I think we're really just comfy with that kind of thing.
Not to mention the clerk is there to ring things up, not to look askance at customers. Anytime I start to feel even a little nervous about this kind of thing I remind myself that the clerk rings up hundreds of people a day and probably doesn't give a rat's ass about who buys what. They probably don't even notice what gender the customer is...