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Originally Posted by Gilda
You know, it occurs to me reading this that I've been married coming up on three years now, and intimate with my wife for more than a year before that, and we've never gotten past third base.
Which just goes to show, women are just no good at sports.
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I'd think playing on an all-girl's team would naturally prevent scoring a home run. Mind you, there's something to be said for running the bases, even if you're batting on the other side of the plate. And then of course, there's pinch hitters, I mean, if you're into that.
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