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Why was the blonde's bellybutton so big?
Her boyfriend was blonde, too, eh.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Cow Wh--
MOO!
Also used by kids with Duck/Quack, Rooster/Cockadoodledoo, Pig/Oink. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Unfortunately, kids can go for hours in a car with every animal that they can possibly conceive of and the noise it makes. And laugh hysterically at each and every one until the trip takes an extra hour from all the pee breaks resulting from the excessive laughter.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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