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Old 09-18-2005, 12:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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roids

I think I have a hemroid and was wondering how long it will take to heal on its own. I am too embarassed to buy prepH or some other OC med. Also don't want to go to have a doctor look into my anus.

What I have is a swollen vein that runs out of my recum and down almost to my scrotum. I have not looked up pics of hemroids on the net, and I do not think I want to.

This vein itches a lot, and when I wipe after taking a dump it often bleeds a little. I thought my use of cheap tp (almost sandpaper) caused this and prevented healing. I have since allocated more of my monthly budget towards improving the quality of the paper that graces my damaged bung hole.

Without getting into the detailed sordid backstory, I have two questions. Is this a hemroid? Left untreated, when will it stop?

I fully realize that the title of this topic will have people coming here to read/preach about steroids. While it was my intention to mislead people, I am primarily interested in the answers to my previous questions.
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