Tophat enjoys gardening. It isn't that he has a green thumb he just likes the fact that he gets to hang out at garden centres on the weekend. It's there that he can, show up with dirt on his knees and say, "Can you believe it? I have dirty knees again."
No one ever know what he means by doing this every weekend at several garden centre locations. He just seems to derive great pleasure from the act.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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