Dont take this as a judgement, or assistance of any value. I just cannot believe the idea that your WIFE would call you gay because of that. I mean... personally, if my wife made such a suggestion, I look at her for a second and then go, "Wow. I sure hope you didn't spend hours thinking about this and come up with that as a result. I thought I married you for more than your anus."
Then I wouldn't have sex for months, but at least I'd have the satisfaction of getting off a really good insult.
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