Sage

Hrm....

Asshats who play their music way too loud in their car. If I wanted to listen to your music, I'd be in your car now wouldn't I?

People who smoke in public. I swear, there should be a corrall every city block, in the middle of the street, for the smokers to go. I so like what California has done- if I wanted to suck carcinogens, I'd go huff gas or something.

Those really really really annoying people who seem to be channeling Paris Hilton and take their ridiculously small dogs everywhere with them. Now, it's one thing if you're handicapped in a wheel chair and you're 70 years old and have a poodle to keep you company- you're probably not going to be walking through the mall with a dog. BUT I see way, way too many people come into the store where I hang out (which is in the middle of downtown Asheville) with "wittle cutsie pie." I wonder how many of these dogs are suicidal...

Oh, one more thing. PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS SAYING THEY CAN'T DO "X" BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY!!! God, one of my best friends does this and I HATE it!!! It's totally OK if you don't have enough money to order food with me, or to go to the movies with me, but don't TELL me that!! Just say "no, thanks" when I ask! What really gets up my left nostril about it is that he *does* have enough money to do all this stuff, and he spends money on comics and games and such so I know he's not broke. Sometimes he'll even say he can't afford to do X (for example, go in on ordering a pizza) and then HE'LL DO IT ANYWAY later- like when the pizza comes and there's too much say "well, yeah, I can give you $3 for a few slices." AARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

People who type in all caps in the global chat of MMORPG games, like "LVL7 CRUSHER LOOKING FOR TEAM!!!!" Jesus Christ, I learned all caps was bad about my second day of using AIM FIVE YEARS AGO!!

Oh yeah, and I totally second the tourists thing... I HATE tourists....

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