JustJess

Oh, oh ohhhh... where to begin. Pet peeves... the source of much directionless anger in my life, since I can't actually smack the shit out of these people.

Jumping on the bandwagon of people and personal space - The entire sidewalk is empty. Why do they have to walk past me (I am standing to one side) so close I'm worried they'll knock into me, and sometimes I actually have to dodge them?

Tourists. Sorry, visitors... I know that big tall building is fascinating, but you've just stopped in the middle of a walkway and you're in my fucking way, so MOVE. People in general who just randomly stop and otherwise screw with the flow of traffic. I am guilty of this occasionally.... but still.

Tailgaters/cutters. Clearly, the car in front of me isn't going any faster/the light is still red/etc. Go away. Now. And stop honking.

Motorcyclists. I have no problem with them being a little louder, for safety reasons, Yes, I've heard all that. But @!#$!@%$!#@%, it is not necessary for you to race your piece of shit motorcycle up and down my block at 40 miles an hour (I live in the city) and have it geared so that the muffler is so loud, you literally rattle my dishes and make it impossible to even hear a TV or continue a conversation, you cocksucking fuckheads.

Ahem. Sorry.

And lastly... People who don't know how to do their jobs and continually expect me to do it for them and so call me every 10 minutes all damned day. Grow up or get a different job if you're that fucking incapable.

Aahhhhh.....
That's better. Thanks!

Edit: I know, this is supposed to be about social pet peeves... for me, these are all things that polite people do not do.

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