If this were to happen I would suggest having few categories, and well argued cases as to why someone should win an award. For example, one category might be called "best fire-fighter." This could go to the member who most successfully puts out flame wars on the politics board
before the mods do. Then a few quotes could be presented to back up the nomination.
I think awards like sexiest and funnest member would be a bad idea, as it would awaken the aforementioned clique/cool kids club. I wasn't in it in high-school, and I don't want to
not be in it again.