fatmanforprez

Let's make this simple, when offered ketchup with my fries i tell the people who ask (family and fast food clerks alike) "Don't threaten me like that". It is revolting, the smell the taste the texture. Hell one time i went to a fish and chips joint and on my little tray i had 2 condiment bottles, i instantly knew one was malt vinegar and went wild, but the other one was this red bottle with some sickly sweet red sauce inside, took me 3 minutes of sniffing the bottle to remember it was ketchup. Fries are not complete without lemon, malt vinegar, salt, pepper, and tartar sauce, now that and mayo and mustard are true all purpose sauces. I swear i wasnt raised brittish (not that there is something wrong with that)

REMEMBER KIDS JUST SAY NO TO BAD SAUCES