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"Honey, if I were gay I wouldn't get a massive erection in your presence."
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"Me, gay? Ohhhhhhh don't be thilly."
I suggest that since she is so averse to the prospect of anal sex that you simply let it be and stop asking her for it. That's my take on what I'd do in your position anyway.
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