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Reese · 09-09-2005, 09:49 AM

"A duck walks into a bar, and asks for a drink. The bartender asks if he'll be paying up front, but the duck says, "No, just put in on my tab"."

Duck walks into a 7-11 and asks for some chapstick.
Clerk says will that be cash or charge?
Duck says "Just put in on my bill!"

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender: You know we have a drink named after you.
Grasshopper: Why would you have a drink named "Bob"?

09-09-2005, 09:49 AM	#26 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	"A duck walks into a bar, and asks for a drink. The bartender asks if he'll be paying up front, but the duck says, "No, just put in on my tab"." Duck walks into a 7-11 and asks for some chapstick. Clerk says will that be cash or charge? Duck says "Just put in on my bill!" What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him out for a drag. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan. A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender: You know we have a drink named after you. Grasshopper: Why would you have a drink named "Bob"? __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry Last edited by Reese; 09-09-2005 at 10:04 AM..