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Originally Posted by Zen Tom
A man and a gorilla walk into the bar. The man orders a pint for himself, and asks for a pack of helicopter flavoured crisps for the gorilla.
The barman replies, "We don't have helicopter flavour crisps, but we do have plain."
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Heh. i didn't get that one at first... nice!
Quote:
Originally Posted by KellyC
A guy walks into a bar...
..."oww"...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLemon
Two guys walk into a bar... you would have thought the second guy would have noticed.
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i've heard,
two blondes walk into a bar...
you'd think the second one would have ducked.