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A man and a gorilla walk into the bar. The man orders a pint for himself, and asks for a pack of helicopter flavoured crisps for the gorilla.
The barman replies, "We don't have helicopter flavour crisps, but we do have plain."
They leave, to be replaced by a man and a large giraffe. They order, drink and leave, however, on the way out the giraffe bumps its head on the low beam over the door and falls down dead in the doorway, the giraffe's owner apparently hasn't noticed and continues walking off into the distance.
The barman cries out after the man "Oiy! You can't leave that lyin' there!"
The man hears, and turns around to say, "It's not a bloody lion, it's a giraffe!"
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