At the local porn shop, where I buy my movies and they also sell bongs, I saw a Jenna Jameson torso. Sculpted from her private parts, asshole and all! It is kinda creepy, but I do want it. $200!! I have two problems, one is it's too much money and two, I don't think I have the balls to buy it! I can't bring myself to go to the cashier with it in my hands. Is embarassing. I keep telling myself, "What... am I too good to fuck a fake pussy?! Who cares!"
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