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cellophanedeity · 09-05-2005, 08:35 PM

Seeing as muttonglutton no longer posts, I can post his jokes!

What's fuzzy, green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree it could kill someone beneath?
A pool table.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

09-05-2005, 08:35 PM	#16 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	Seeing as muttonglutton no longer posts, I can post his jokes! What's fuzzy, green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree it could kill someone beneath? A pool table. What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.