Me and a Chupacabra were taking a shit in the woods
I looked down at the little guy and asked "Pardon me ....do you ever have issues with shit sticking to your fur?"
He said he did not.....So.
I wiped my ass with the Chupacabra....they have strangely soft hides...quite pleasant actually.
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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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