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Old 09-04-2005, 01:45 PM   #52 (permalink)
Marvelous Marv
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Originally Posted by clavus
Three things:

1. I have pets. I have kids. They aren't the same. I would beat my dog to death with my cat if it meant saving my kids.
Clavus, you are the king of the pithy comment. (I said PITHY). You should copyright some of this stuff.

I just need to know if you'd put on your safety glasses before you beat the dog with the cat.

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3. It is pretty goddamn pretentious to assume your pets are invited anywhere you are.
Either that, or this chick needs to get a grip. Is the question whether or not the dog can survive a night without her (extremely likely), or whether she can survive a night without the dog?

I recommend counseling, and not for the dog.
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