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Originally Posted by Redlemon
Here's the scenario. You are male, and enter a public restroom to urinate. All of the urinals are occupied, but there is a stall available. What do you do?
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That's
easy: piss on the floor.

No? Okay, piss in a sink.

In reality, use a stall and close the door behind me.
Here's a tougher one. You enter the bathroom, and find no obvious urinals. Instead, there're two different large fixtures, either of which could be either a urinal, or a sink. What do you do? Yes, I've encountered this situation.
THINK??? I'm jumpin' up and down, my back teeth are floating, and you want me to THINK???
Here's one for the ladies. You're coming back from Thanksgiving on the turnpike (restricted access toll highway). You need to pee. You get to a utility area which contains lavatories. Outside the women's room, there's a long line of women like you, trying not to piss on the floor. Outside the men's room, there's not only no line, but also guys clearly going in and out without a problem. You think, why not use the Mens'? What do you do? And yes, I've seen
this one too.

And I've seen how it worked out, which should tell you something.