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Maybe I'll invent an "intelligence emulator". You could like carry one around in your pocket, and then when some brainless idiot begins blabbering at you, you can stab it into their forehead, and suddenly their words become much more well-spoken and understandable.
However, it being an "emulator", the effects are only illusory as the person won't actually get any smarter.
I win!
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