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Heavenly Clocks
Someone who just passed arrived at the pearly gates and was greeted by St. Peter who decided to give this man a tour of heaven. While walking around they came by a huge room filled with clocks and the young man asked "St. Peter, why are there all these clocks in here and why do they all tell time differently"?
"Well, these are special clocks, every person who has ever lived has their own clock and each time it ticks, that person told a lie. We have them here to keep track."
The young man was looking around and he saw Mother Teresa's clock and it only has moved twice. He looked at his grandfather's clock which has only moved an hour, and he even found the salesman's clock who sold him a car which has moved an entire month!
After a few hours of searching for people he knew he was stumped and asked St. Peter "Hey, Im looking for George W. Bush's clock, where is it?"
"OH! That one is special, God is using it in his office as a fan!"
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"I hate quotations. Tell me about yourself." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I feel sorry for the failed lives of everyone who can sum up their experiences in one small quote." MINE! (but thats what I think Ralphie was trying to get at ^up there^
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