noodle

I've been welcomed in to the "Boys Room" in crowded public places many times. Each time, the stall was cleaner than the one in the "Ladies Room". I've always been jealous of urinals to a point. They seem more sanitary. I dunno about the whole thing with someone looking at you when you're peeing, though. My ex used to fanatically lock the door. He couldn't even go at home if he thought I could hear him, much less see him. Yes, I tortured him mercilessly with that one... "Hey honey, whatcha doin'?"

However.... he called me yesterday about a new invention. Asked me repeatedly, "If I bought you some 'P-Mates', would you try them and tell me how they work?" until I said yes. Apparently, they give women the "freedom" to pee standing up. I'm actually quite fascinated. And as an added bonus, you can pee standing up in front of other people without them being able to have the full view of the nether regions! Woo hoo!

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