Lance is a one trick pony because he it is the same event over virtually the same route every year. He does the exact same thing every year, not changing anything, while on the exact same course. If he was as dominant as everyone else listed in this topic he would win a very large amount of cycling events, and be the favorite to win every single one.
That is what is expected of Schumacher.
That is what is expected of Tiger.
That is what is expected of Shaq.
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