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You guys are minor leaguers.
Two nights ago my wife and I had to wash my cat's ass (don't ask).
So I've got this 20 lb behemoth wrapped up in a towel with his butt sticking out, and my wife has on her gloves and is washing away. Liquified cat poop is dribbling down his tail.
The only part of his body he can move (besides his mouth) is his tail. So he starts lashing it. Right across my mouth.
Bleehh.
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