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Originally posted by 440sixpack
I got nothin' new to add but I agree with just about all of these; with the one small caveat that I might be a bit more tolerant of things like wrapper rattles during movies like Black Hawk Down or other flicks of new constant mayhem.
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It was at the theater during this very movie that I had my only experience with a tobacco dipper.
First of all, it was in Mississippi, so go figure. Secondly, the theater was packed, and the guy was jammed in next to me. He kept raising his coke cup to his face every 15 seconds, going, "Thhpppt, thhhppt-thhppt," and that HORRIBLE smell like rotten teeth, Ben-Gay, and menthol. AGGGHHH!
I asked him to stop and he simply said, "No."
So, I went to the lobby to complain. My sentence to the manager came out as follows: "Do you allow people to chew tobacco in the theaters?" His response was, "Of course. Do you need a spit cup?"
I'm getting sick just re-reading it.