Excellent work, GH
There is a book called "Yoko" about a little girl who brings sushi to school and is mocked for it. So the teacher decides to have "International food day" and instructs the kids to bring food from "another country." The book then goes on to show each student bringing in a dish from another country...except for these two little asshats who bring in "Boston Franks & Beans." I then add a line to the story about how they are so ignorant that they think Boston is another nation or something similar.
Here is one of my favorite children's books -
My wife's favorite -
