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"Hey, remember 20 years ago, before there was such a thing as answering machines and call-display?
Remember that you had to be home in order to take a call, and it could be your best friend or a bill collector?
Remember the phone being attached to the wall in the kitchen, and if you were lucky you got a long cord so you could walk to the fridge and get something to drink?
Me Neither. Leave a fucking message."
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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