Get thee to the nearest 7/11. Get naked. Scream, "I love Pringles! I love Peter Pringle!!" Then jump on the nearest chip display. (works for me every time).
I think my brain is stuck in gear.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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