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Speaking is a real good way of communicating, but I prefer eye contact. Y'know where you open your eyelids real wide and rub corneas with a hot chick (or even an ugly bitch if you're desperate) ha-ha. What's the deal with irises though? They look like mouldy sponges!
Which reminds me that I need to clean kitchen floor! Doesn't cleaning suck? I wish I had a flamethrower. Discuss.
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