Originally Posted by robot_parade

Yeah, my wife really likes "I'll love you forever". It creeps the hell out of me. Almost as creepy as the mother climbing into her grown son's room in the middle of the night is the page where the cat is lying on it's back, exposing it's asshole to you, the reader. I can't find this image online, but I promise I'm not making this up. How many children's books have cat's assholes in them?