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				Computer Women
			 
 HARD-DISK Woman She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER!
 
 WINDOWS Woman:
 Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.
 
 EXCEL Woman
 They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
 
 SCREENSAVER Woman
 She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
 
 INTERNET Woman
 Difficult to access and hard to keep running!!!
 
 SERVER Woman
 Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
 
 MULTIMEDIA Woman
 She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
 
 CD-ROM Woman
 She always has you on the move, going faster and faster!!!
 
 E-MAIL Woman
 Out of every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
 
 VIRUS Woman
 Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.
 
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