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BigBen · 08-19-2005, 11:13 AM

I have one:

The elusive and rare DOUBLE INSULT:

A soldier was having a problem starting a chainsaw, as we were clearing a wood obstacle. An old sergeant walked over and screamed:

"Put your fucking purse down and pull on the cord, You Nancy Faggot!!"

I thought to myself, "Wow, that is insulting to both women and homosexuals at the same time. I've never heard anything like that before!"

And to this day, I still haven't.

We (not me, the army) often use sexual orientation references to belittle someone, and I quickly stop it by asking the question: What if he is gay? Do you know how much trouble you will be in if someone hears you talk like that?

I have had the pleasure of serving with (openly) homosexual soldiers, and their sense of humour and outlook on life is inspiring. Hence, I do not use sexual or gender references as an insult.

Another funny one: I was hungover on a run, and was in the back of the pack. A female ran past us slow-pokes and yelled, "What, are your dicks slowing you guys down?"

One of my fellow slow-pokes said "That shit ain't funny." I was too busy laughing to reply.

08-19-2005, 11:13 AM	#11 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I have one: The elusive and rare DOUBLE INSULT: A soldier was having a problem starting a chainsaw, as we were clearing a wood obstacle. An old sergeant walked over and screamed: "Put your fucking purse down and pull on the cord, You Nancy Faggot!!" I thought to myself, "Wow, that is insulting to both women and homosexuals at the same time. I've never heard anything like that before!" And to this day, I still haven't. We (not me, the army) often use sexual orientation references to belittle someone, and I quickly stop it by asking the question: What if he is gay? Do you know how much trouble you will be in if someone hears you talk like that? I have had the pleasure of serving with (openly) homosexual soldiers, and their sense of humour and outlook on life is inspiring. Hence, I do not use sexual or gender references as an insult. Another funny one: I was hungover on a run, and was in the back of the pack. A female ran past us slow-pokes and yelled, "What, are your dicks slowing you guys down?" One of my fellow slow-pokes said "That shit ain't funny." I was too busy laughing to reply. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.