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Freaky, man...
Apparently I talk a lot while i'm asleep... like, have entire conversations... but the shitty thing (not for me) is that most of the time, i'm talking about horrible things... like stabbing someoen to death, choking them until until they die.. the type of conversation you'd expect from a totally fucked-up psychotic serial killer... it has unnerved most of my girlfriends for a while... one of them never really got "used" to it... but one of them thought it was funny, after the first few times.
She was the best... because when it happened, she'd gently put her hand on me, which would wake me a little, and sweetly tell me to go back to sleep. After that, she said, i'd go back to sleep and not talk anymore. My other girlfriends would fully wake me up to tell me I was talking. That's not helpful. lol
The worst "nightmare" one of my ex girlfriends ever had was actually MY dream, not hers. She awakened on hearing me talking, as I talked in my sleep regularly, and she knew that... and i was lying totally still, but I kept saying, "There's a man in the corner." Over and over... and after only saying it a few times, she started getting freaked out... (keep in mind that i have to have darkness when I sleep, so the room is darker than a black steer's ass on a moonless prairie night) well, apparently when she shook me to get my attention, or wake me up, i DIDN'T wake up, but instead changed my repeated phrase to, "The man in the corner is here to kill you."
After saying THAT only twice, she full-on shoved me, and i awakened with no knowledge of what was going on, and a VERY upset, VERY panicky, and hysterical girlfriend... took like 15 minutes to calm her down...
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