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BigBen · 08-18-2005, 07:43 AM

I would love to have a bill addressed to "Ben Cack and Balls"

I would frame it, and then when I ever needed anything done, I would phone and say "This is ol' Cack and Balls, I need you to fix my cable" and watch them run.

With ammo like that, how long do you think the cable company would be your Bitch? I think that they would have to suck up for at least 6 months.

6 months, free cable, internet, full channel package. At least.

I sometimes wonder what stuff has been written in my file at several institutions. I would like to think "Nice guy, but seems like some kind of know-it-all"

I am always very courteous, even when student loans fucked up and didn't pay my tuition. It took 3 months to get that sorted out. I got a letter of appology, and they paid the late fees (over 500 bucks) for me. I was patient and never raised my voice.

I started to take the person's name that I was talking to, as well as take notes.

"Student Loans, Can I help you?"

"This is Ben calling. Who am I speaking to, please?"

"Uh... my name is Carol. How can I help you?"

"Well, Carol, when I called yesterday, Jeremy said that he was going to contact the University and correct the problem. Can you look into my file and either confirm or deny that occurred?"

What have I just done? I just told poor Carol that I know who she is, and she will be held accountable for her actions. She is no longer a nameless/faceless drone at the call centre. I will check up on her to make sure she is telling the truth.

I got results. And fast.

I have since adopted that strategy for all of my phone contacts. I believe that it works well for me.

08-18-2005, 07:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I would love to have a bill addressed to "Ben Cack and Balls" I would frame it, and then when I ever needed anything done, I would phone and say "This is ol' Cack and Balls, I need you to fix my cable" and watch them run. With ammo like that, how long do you think the cable company would be your Bitch? I think that they would have to suck up for at least 6 months. 6 months, free cable, internet, full channel package. At least. I sometimes wonder what stuff has been written in my file at several institutions. I would like to think "Nice guy, but seems like some kind of know-it-all" I am always very courteous, even when student loans fucked up and didn't pay my tuition. It took 3 months to get that sorted out. I got a letter of appology, and they paid the late fees (over 500 bucks) for me. I was patient and never raised my voice. I started to take the person's name that I was talking to, as well as take notes. "Student Loans, Can I help you?" "This is Ben calling. Who am I speaking to, please?" "Uh... my name is Carol. How can I help you?" "Well, Carol, when I called yesterday, Jeremy said that he was going to contact the University and correct the problem. Can you look into my file and either confirm or deny that occurred?" What have I just done? I just told poor Carol that I know who she is, and she will be held accountable for her actions. She is no longer a nameless/faceless drone at the call centre. I will check up on her to make sure she is telling the truth. I got results. And fast. I have since adopted that strategy for all of my phone contacts. I believe that it works well for me. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.