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I will not be satisfied with baseball until a 450 pound DH rips both its arms out of their sockets punching a 150 mph fastball ball straight back through the pitcher's chest and imbedding it in the head of a fan behind a wall 600' away. The subsequent homerun trot will involve tearing both hamstrings to ragged, bloody shreds that will preternaturally heal completely before the next at bat.
Now that's a game!
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