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Old 08-16-2005, 09:31 PM   #24 (permalink)
Ramallah
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Location: Louisiana
A cyber session I had with some guy (I'm tiredofsleep0, and the atrocious typing was on purpose)

tiredofsleep0: hey do u wanana cybar???
emoskater515: ok
tiredofsleep0: ok i will start
tiredofsleep0: u are in ur bed
tiredofsleep0: i lay on top of u and kiss u
tiredofsleep0: mm itz getting hot in hurr
tiredofsleep0: ono my mom walkz in!!!1
tiredofsleep0: hello luver r u their?
emoskater515: o sry
emoskater515: my turn?
tiredofsleep0: ya u go now
emoskater515: you take my shirt of
tiredofsleep0: mmm ya wat a sexy bod
emoskater515: off
emoskater515: u put ur hands down my pants
tiredofsleep0: o wow it is so big i am good sex horny
emoskater515: i take my pants down
emoskater515: u do the same
tiredofsleep0: i tell u to bite my niples and call me a good littel butchers daughter
emoskater515: i do it
tiredofsleep0: omg taht is so hot
tiredofsleep0: do me now and maek it ruough
emoskater515: i take my dick and rud it around ur clit
tiredofsleep0: mmmm ya thatz hot
tiredofsleep0: I can see the Rock of Gibraltar from my home!
tiredofsleep0: wait ignore taht
emoskater515: i turn u over and fuck u up the butt
tiredofsleep0: mmmm ya i luv that!!!
tiredofsleep0: i ask u to take off my hi heel and stab me w/ it
emoskater515: o yea
tiredofsleep0: now i ask u to cum in my ass and punch me in teh back of teh head rite when u come
emoskater515: i ask u to suck my dick
tiredofsleep0: i ask u to dress up like a klingon from star track adn say "u will be assimilated"
emoskater515: and i do
emoskater515: then i get back in the bed with you
tiredofsleep0: mmm ya
emoskater515: and shove so hard you skream
tiredofsleep0: tehn i ask u 2 sing "i just died in ur arms tonight" and burn me w/ teh cigarette lighter from ur car
emoskater515: then i ask u to grab my dick
tiredofsleep0: i grab ur dick, wut now mastar
emoskater515: yea
tiredofsleep0: ya
tiredofsleep0: where r u?!?!? come back
tiredofsleep0: i love you
emoskater515: i love u to
tiredofsleep0: i have a questoin for u
emoskater515: ok
tiredofsleep0: wut would u do if u were at ur friendz house and u were watchign a porn and he strated jacking off wut would u do????
emoskater515: look away
tiredofsleep0: wut if he asked u to touch his dick then what would u do whjat would u do???/???
emoskater515: punch him in the face
tiredofsleep0: o
tiredofsleep0: hey i haev another question for u
emoskater515: ok
tiredofsleep0: wut if u were just in ur room sleeping in ur bed and all of a sudden ur friend came in and turned on the tv realaly loud and starting jacking off over u and came on u and he said "i like manatees" then what would u do
tiredofsleep0: where r u come back i miss u!!!
tiredofsleep0: i love you
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