Well, this is a little off the track, but not really. I was reading the book called Socks by Beverly Cleary to my third graders one year. I was kind of zoning while I was reading it, but still using the expression. Well, the kitten (named Socks) got lost. The kid was looking for his kitty and yelling "SOCKS"...Well, I read it in the loud voice, but I said "SEX". It was am immediate bathroom break because I couldn't stop laughing. The 3rd graders looked at me kind of weird, but we pretended like it never happened (at least around each other). Socks got put back on the shelf and we started a new book.
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I heard you sold it
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