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The thing about maleficent is that she is cool. She's so cool that she drinks her oxygen and so hip that she almost needs a periscope to see over her pelvis.
I would have to say that she is nearly cool enough to be a member of Blue Öyster Cult; definitely cool enough to be granted an umlaut in her name.
Hail to thee, Mäleficent! Uncool thou never wert.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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