I remember each first kiss I got from every girl I've kissed. Each one was different and special in their own right. But as for my very first kiss. I would have to say that I thought it was wet. not great. not moving, just wet. However my second kiss from I really cared for. was like being hit the head with a sack of quarters. it was great.
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What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman
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