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Mystmarimatt at college freshman year
Mystmarimatt walks up to dorm room, with clearly labeled "COME BACK LATER" sign. Mystmarimatt interprets this, wrongly, as "Make sure you're here later."
Mystmarimatt opens dorm room. Hear's distinctive feminine "EEP!!!" and distinctive masculine "AAAH!!"
Mystmarimatt stops. Thinks for a split second about what he has heard. Mystmarimatt realizes what he's stumbled in to.
"Fuck. Oh. OH FUCK!!!!"
Mystmarimatt tears off running, slamming door as he goes. Runs to dining hall, eats a solid lunch before returning to dorm room awkwardness.
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Words of Wisdom:
If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.
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