Originally Posted by cyrnel

Didn't you forget something?

"I left my keys."
"Had to check the fishtank temperature."
"Left food in the garbage disposal."
"TV Remote batteries were past their fresh date."
"Refrigerator baking soda needed changing."
"Went shopping but couldn't remember my underwear size."
...

I've only been sexiled a few times years ago by good friends who needed my digs, and I was cheering them on the whole time. Twas a good thing.